they #include
#include <$trouble.h>
#include
using namespace number;

#include “hold.h”

int main(){

bool cait_is_antsy;
int date_of_month = date;

if(date_of_month > 20){
if(cait_is_antsy == true;){

for(int x = 0; x <= 99; ++x){
topic = (rand_num() % 3);
if(topic == 0){
cout << “blah blah blah oh I’m so depressed blah blah” << endl;
}
else if(topic == 1){
cout << “blah blah turtles are sexy in the right light blah” << endl;
}
else if(topic ==2){
cout << “I hate this person, that person, and that other one over there.” << endl;
}
else if(topic == 3){
cout << “oh, I’m so poor! Pity me. And send money.” << endl;
}
else cout << babble_on_pointlessly_for_a_page_or_so << endl;
}
}

else {
completely_forget_about_it();
}

else sleep;

return 0;

}